Awkward, Fire and Love: Like a house on fire

Like a house on fire

By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

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By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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TheSmartAss10 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

Comments

moo77_fml 20

Thursday 10 December 2015 21:01

WTF!!! I hope he was writing from prison!!!

deltax 8

Thursday 10 December 2015 21:26

Did he light you on fire intensionally?

bradoiler 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 22:11

am i the only one wondering what the actual **** happened

Bansheefaerie 9

Thursday 10 December 2015 22:14

reply with a restraining order

loubabe69 19

Thursday 10 December 2015 23:19

Some guys are clueless, he did get your attention though. Pease.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 10 December 2015 23:39

He's gotten farther getting a girl hot than I have.

SlapsKnee 12

Friday 11 December 2015 1:12

Love hurts?

oasis359 13

Friday 11 December 2015 1:54

now he's on fire. for you.

becca1998 22

Friday 11 December 2015 3:11

I mean at least he's sorry right? That must count for something

Tannasgh 22

Friday 11 December 2015 5:13

Yikes...

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