Love, Texting, My ex and Miscellaneous: Letting you know

Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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Comments

souljacker 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 17:57

It's still him that has the number. Clever though.

dr_snow_bear 29

Tuesday 19 February 2013 18:17

So basically you haven't talked to this guy in a few months and decided to brighten his day with random bitching. Move on with your life. YDI

jokinstan 4

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:01

It was probably his current girlfriend checking to see who was bothering them while they were busy.

SeepingSarcasm 7

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:09

YDI for texting it to him OP! You should've waited till there was a party where you both were invited too and then give him a piece of your mind in front of everyone! Just remember to practise your speech on your way there!