Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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That is in reply to #52. Stupid FML website, y u no work?

perdix 29

He's probably gay and was hoping that a big snake would pop outta there.

sipher16 0

bahahaha =') did he show you his wand and sourseror stones?

sounds like he about to enter the deathly hallows.

I honestly think OP should milk this for all it is worth. Her boyfriend is acting like he's the king. Does anyone else think these puns are a little corn-y? I hope they aren't just snakes in the grass.

I can imagine one a guy im interested in doing that to me lol