Poopoo peepee, Farts, Cute and Love: Let it all out - FML

Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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AyeOhChelsea 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

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RufusCade 7

Friday 1 January 2010 2:11

I'm getting a boner here...

corme_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:24

The fart is understandable... and if he laughed it off, that's cool of him. peeing on someone, though? Disgusting... go pick some Depends up.

xsi0pao 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:29

LOL !

back_in_5_mins 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:31

hahahHHHHahahajahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahhahahaha lol that sux

HazelBunny 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:38

LAWLZ

aznkillah516 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:52

rofling

RitzyDitzy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:58

Sorry but this made me LOL. FbothofYourLs.

Ada360 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:04

EEEWWWWWWWW WTF ARE U MAD?!?!

snafu57 1

Friday 1 January 2010 3:04

so you're into water sports. did he like it? you just maybe found a way to spice up your sex life. next time it's his turn, though.

redshortsx 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:05

can you say ex boyfriend?

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