Accident, Relatable and Awkward: Let 'em in

Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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slash1396 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:02

wow you didnt at least check if the door was open first??? sorry that sucks but still ydi

lmmmr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

That wasn't necessary.

Comments

crappyday09 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:27

How do you fail to open a sliding door? Also don't knock on the door so hard

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:28

YDI for being fat!!

RaptorJesus_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:36

Similar happened to me, i thot i was locked out but i wsnt, when i found out i was so mad i accidently punched out my window

average_girl 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:51

2 words: LIFT WEIGHTS! And #44 just cuz he's weak doesn't mean he's fat

Spencer_B 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:57

YDI for being so dumb.

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:03

@46, that's not what I meant....I meant that he must be fat for the glass to break when he banged on the door!

SephoraWhora 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:08

sharp as MARBLES! why the hell would you not even check?!?!?! YDI

kissesinbetween 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:10

YOU COULD HAVE CALLED HOME?

boricua_4life407 5

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:45

For everybody who keeps calling the OP weak; s/he must have not been that weak if she BROKE A WINDOW. -.- Jeez. And don't worry, I did that too. =[ My dad's ex-wife's daughter did it to me, but (I checked and) she actually LOCKED the door, then I ended up smashing the window. :x I feel your pain, but you coulda checked. :x