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By inpuredeceit - 17/03/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I finished and turned in the last of the 17 major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my boss's office, I heard her ask her assistant, "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML

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Friday 18 March 2011 8:11

ouch. you should take those projects back or ruin them now.

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Take the projects, and screw over your boss =) **** with them =D Or, you know, start looking for loopholes and a new job =P

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Bullheard 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:33

run in and complain!!

cwl727 32

Saturday 19 April 2014 20:48

What a bitch!

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