Sex and Intimacy: Leaking

Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By embarrassed2 - 24/01/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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bombtastic 10

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:22

sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.

lonley_mom 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:26

are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...

Comments

mcsquanch 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:21

sounds like ur a juice monkey!

mschrisaya 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:50

I agree with 56 ... the side part is not for you.

PriestessPaula 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:57

woah, blue hair. Nice 126!

a_girl_i_know 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:22

that's kind of funny, I doubt it's pee though.

MacdaddyMaddy 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:28

sad part is I can relate haha!

krzywosz 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:41

hot

SirJoseph 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:48

I'm sure he didn't mind

a_girl_i_know 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:49

I doubt that it's pee

anthongg 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 7:21

squirter!

snooze36 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 7:50

hot. ;)

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