Transportation, Cars and Keys: Just my luck - FML

Just my luck

By Nunya - 04/01/2025 01:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after walking on the beach for an hour with a friend, I noticed I'd lost my car keys. Thirty minutes from my friend's house, three hours from mine. It was getting dark & the tide was rising. We retraced our steps with no luck; the keys could’ve been washed away. I'd also locked my keys in the car earlier this week an hour from home. FML

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Saturday 4 January 2025 3:12

you REALLY need a clip for your keychain!!

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Saturday 4 January 2025 3:12

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