Embarrassing, Insects and Animals: Jumpy

Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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uneekfreak16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

hyper12332 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

haha you little pussy

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stormoftara 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:11

I understand, butterflies are the demons of the sky. Scary stuff.

youaresofucked 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:15

BeachBumm 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:18

Wow.. Nobody ever blames the butterfly..

samiam69 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:22

i bet u get lots of numbers too #4 considering ur such a "looker"

birds_fml 7

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:23

spaz

pete275 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:25

are you a chick? because that would make sense (also, hot!)

st87 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:27

yep... way to catch their eye.

rinnychan 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:29

This one absolutely needs to be illustrated.

lolwut_fail 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:42

I would understand if it was like Killer Horses...that's scary shit.

grazynaanka 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:42

Hahaha wimp. What did you think it was going to do? Eat you?

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