Embarrassing, Insects and Animals: Jumpy

Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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uneekfreak16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

hyper12332 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

haha you little pussy

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benw2200 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:45

#61.. RELEASE THE BUTTERFLIES!! ...okay, who's job was it to feed the butterflies?

ander3w 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:07

what a pussy.

xO_starstruck_xO 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:33

lmao what a pussy.

AgentNay 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:57

Bahaha I'd date you.

niska_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:47

I laughed so hard at this, and I needed a good laugh. PS I'm sure some girl thought you were charming. You'll be okay.

Rainbow_Monkey 0

Friday 22 May 2009 6:35

At least you caught their attention? I'd have laughed, but not in a mean way. You've gotta admit that's damn funny.

Erinx3 0

Friday 22 May 2009 6:42

Roflmfao.

RiCAN_CUTiE23 0

Friday 22 May 2009 8:17

well you are quite the manly man aren't you ?

kbot 0

Friday 22 May 2009 8:54

YDI for being a fat ******.

jayuhmee 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:42

I think that's cute!

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