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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States
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LOL - I enjoyed this FML so much that when my boyfriend asked for a ******* i did the same thing, we both had a good laugh, as far as im concerned the girl is a genius for playing innocent!!!!
Ha ha i know how you feel. My girlfriend of 6 months gave me a ******* for the first time. She performed 10 seconds of oral and then stopped instantly and layed down face first on the bed, she looked upset. I immediately asked what was wrong? She said in a pissed off voice "im pissed because i dont want to get pregnant". She seriously thought she could get pregnant from oral sex FML.
Common_Sense
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hahaha, #240, your chick is an idiot..
wonnybot73
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I'm upset that this isn't a joke.
#240, WOW....make sure you don't let that girl EVER reproduce. I hope she was kidding/ OP: I think your girlfriend was just being a smart ass....If not, you should just guide her. You have to start somewhere. At least she was willing to try it.
average_girl
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217 IS A DIRTY WHOREEE!!! or just a ****** liar
average_girl
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217 IS A DIRTY *****!!!! or just a ****** liar
hahah thats to funnny!!!!!
.....oh man xD either she's a stereotypically dumb blonde... or she's being added to my list of favourite people that FML is producing for me xD
CourtneeMalakian
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HAHAHA!! heh i used to think thats what a ******* was too. i thought it was litterally blowing on the guys penis. i dont know why they casll it a ******* :/
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LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n
Got yourself a keeper I see