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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States
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Lmao! #30, FYL!! Whoever made this FML, you should make sure your gf hasn't heard of FMyLife before posting something so specific.
nonayyme
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i agreee with numbeeeer 30 :D
GoMeat4103
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90, girls actually DO have testosterone. Just not that much, usually. OP: hahaha nice. But now you can teach her how to do it the way you want her to :)
#30 and #83, I don't see why you have to be a *****/**** to know how to give a BJ
FunWriter20
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Maybe she knows what it is, but didn't want to do it, so she took a cute/silly/clever way out.
In case she ever asks you to eat her pussy grab a knife & fork and a Tabasco sauce, 'cause you always like it that way...
OperationNicole_fml
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Lmao that's wonderful!
Veryberry05
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I weep for the future. o.O
tell her i think its time for her to do a quick wikihow search
In over a hundred people, almost nobody considered the fact that she probably knew what it was? Seriously. Look at the wording. "give me a ********. She replied okay and bent down and proceeded to blow on my penis." If she didn't know what a ******** was, how the hell would she know it involves his dick? The blow part I get, but job does not equal dick. Honestly, did no one else think that much?!?
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LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n
Got yourself a keeper I see