Kids and Haircut: It's called fashion, Susan, look it up

It's called fashion, Susan, look it up

By Ari - 08/09/2018 23:30

Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML

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TxKitten79 10

Saturday 8 September 2018 23:33

oh dear. how old is this kiddo?

user53658 15

Tuesday 4 September 2018 12:30

We all learn best from experience.

Comments

Agent JPN 9

Monday 10 September 2018 4:25

It would have been if she folded the duct tape so the sticky part is folded inside. Then she could have tied it in a knot and been done.. MacGyver

Takegami 22

Tuesday 11 September 2018 6:59

...how old is she?

Heather Phillips 3

Friday 14 September 2018 20:03

I've done this before.....

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