Animals and Dogs: It found you - FML

It found you

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 02:00

Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML

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Madison Gliosci 16

Monday 20 April 2020 2:04

Let the poor thing in. Bring it to a shelter or vet in the morning to see if it’s chipped...?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 April 2020 2:26

Congrats! Looks like you just adopted a dog!

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WistayShlaio82 13

Wednesday 22 April 2020 10:35

My guess, you gave that dog more attention than it’s actual owners. Keep the puppy.

newwitch2010 11

Tuesday 28 April 2020 18:13

Bring the dog in you heartless jerk.

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