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Is everything OK?

By Hellie - 30/07/2025 15:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up to strange texts from friends asking if I was OK, and asking what happened last night. Apparently, I texted my close friends contact list a rambling love letter to pizza before going to bed. I'm never taking Ambien BEFORE getting into bed again. FML

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 30 July 2025 18:14

It could have been worse. It could have been a love letter to an actual person instead of the kind of stuff people write when sober and awake.

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 30 July 2025 18:14

It could have been worse. It could have been a love letter to an actual person instead of the kind of stuff people write when sober and awake.

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