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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

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asianity 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:48

padiddle [:

crazymonky_fml 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:48

Ur life sux

staceybby 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:37

Well, at least you only need a new headlight, not a new car. Could have been a lot worse. But still, damn.

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:33

how funny.

ohxmannnxjessica 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:43

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

FloridaCowgirl 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:10

that's not to bad, i think it really funny actually.

skaterpunk8678 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 8:26

Karma's a bitch.

Bluestribute 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:58

Was it still funny?

adrifter 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 11:43

I saw a cart hit a person once.

crazyladydaisy 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 3:12

And you were right... that is funny :)

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