Intimacy: Inspired

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Monday 17 January 2011 12:32

Your boyfriend is a legend!

babyyappld 7

Monday 17 January 2011 12:34

your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!

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symwashere 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 17:02

hahahaha!!!!

cherry72 13

Tuesday 18 January 2011 17:49

another one to make me giggle.

Ceaszhar 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 22:05

hahahaha I love fml boyfriends.

ndm777 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:25

Lmao! Yes, this is an EPIC WIN!!!

livelikethat 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 19:34

HE IS A GOD (:

magnumized 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:08

lol. where was this app a decade ago. I used that line then lol. still priceless

imaredhead 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:12

Your boyfriend is a champ!

NotMyDay92 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 10:08

Epic win on you boyfriends part.

sleepinmonkey 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:23

I am with everyone else. Your bf has pulled off the most epic win. Take it and be proud of it

skatingzooyork 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:44

hahaha that is awesome!!! you have to be able to laugh during sex!!

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