Infectious

By Looupyloou - 07/01/2026 12:00

Today, it's day four of liquid ass and violent hurling after I hosted a birthday party for my daughter, and one of the kids brought a stomach virus rather than a present. Yesterday my daughter started with the violent vomiting too. Everything smells like vomit in my home. Yay me! FML
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jlc82 11

God people suck...what is so hard to grasp about the concept of staying home or keeping your semen demons home of any of you are sick? sorry OP hope y'all feel better soon. also if you know which one it was you should absolutely re-gift

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DLBL 20

Oh no, that's awful. Please watch for signs of dehydration. If you can't keep any water down, you might want to call your doctor. Good luck.

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DLBL 20

Oh no, that's awful. Please watch for signs of dehydration. If you can't keep any water down, you might want to call your doctor. Good luck.

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jlc82 11

God people suck...what is so hard to grasp about the concept of staying home or keeping your semen demons home of any of you are sick? sorry OP hope y'all feel better soon. also if you know which one it was you should absolutely re-gift

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GoogieWithers 23

It will pass. Mostly out of your ass, but it will pass.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Ugh, that's terrible. So sorry, OP. Nothing is more miserable. But four days seems way too long to have a stomach virus. It typically only lasts 24 hours, 48 tops. It may be time to consult a doctor... and then send the bill to the stupid parent who let their sick kid attend a party. I guarantee every kid at the party caught the virus and took it home.

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