Intimacy, Sex and Jealousy: Inappropriate question

Inappropriate question

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 13:59

Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML

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DrSamba1 8

Tuesday 9 November 2021 8:30

Unless you choose to share that information with him, you should tell him your life before him is none of his ******* business.

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 8 May 2022 2:08

Are you aware you don't have to answer that question? It's none of his business.

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