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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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gojira666 7

Another way of saying hes got a long, thin, flaccid weiner and your ****** is large and in charge?

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Fiskerz 0

You should next explain to him that you have screwed everything you've come across in your life. :)

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kaya1234 0

Horrible analogy, nonetheless I would be overcooked spaghetti if I was sleeping with a "bunnylover" too no one likes jackrabbit sex

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caysters 12

You sure that's not my ex ya got there?!?!

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Ballin8864 4

Not his fault, your fault for having a loose Vag.

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newmandotcom 6

He may have a 747. But that's will seem small if it's landing in the grand canyon....

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desireev 17

I have seen entirely too many "Hotdog down a hallway" comments.. I thought it was a rather witty analogy. One of those, "Ya get the picture." type of analogies. No further explanation needed here! :) That was very harsh to say to your boyfriend though, OP. Very harsh, indeed. YDI

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newmandotcom 6

I like mine. It's way better than "hotdog in a hallway"

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allarmy323 0

I just have to say this is horrible.

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salonas 3

I live without sex most of the time because my husband works 400 miles from me. It is that hard. I hate it. You obviously haven't had it frequently enough to know the difference.

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falon142012 22

"it's not that hard." literally. (:

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