Love, Embarrassing, Drunk, Awkward and My ex: I was the bullet in the relationship

I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 11 January 2023 14:37

You should have offered to cut her hair.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 11 January 2023 14:37

You should have offered to cut her hair.

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