Health, Cats and Painful: I was right all along

I was right all along

By 3peeps - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Friday 30 December 2011 15:57

Was the cat ok?

SnigglePoop 3

Friday 30 December 2011 16:00

That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..

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metalflower00 11

Friday 30 December 2011 17:00

Score for the cat! Hit the weak spot!

BluFlames 8

Friday 30 December 2011 19:52

Then he'll aim for the nuts! xD

pittpsu75 0

Friday 30 December 2011 17:00

I wish I could predict what painful things I was about to do.

imaginaryvoice 18

Friday 30 December 2011 17:06

Did you foresee that you were going to hit the doorframe, stub your toe and then trip over your cat?

metalflower00 11

Friday 30 December 2011 21:28

lol

sinking_fish 12

Friday 30 December 2011 21:32

Alan- Thinking outside of the box obviously takes WAY too much thought.:p

cass1_l0ve 13

Friday 30 December 2011 17:14

OP clearly is just not lucky.

sunshine_cc 3

Friday 30 December 2011 17:15

You mean you've thought of this exact scenario before it happened? Bull crap.

trippythehippy 6

Friday 30 December 2011 17:26

Look at the upside. At least you avoided dropping a lit cigarette into your groin after all that.

ICATiger 13

Friday 30 December 2011 17:30

I hate stubbing my toe I always think that the doors and drawers are planning againnst us...

ilovewhoiam5 0

Friday 30 December 2011 17:39

Haha!

ilovewhoiam5 0

Friday 30 December 2011 17:45

I don't care about you, IS THE CAT OKA!?

sweetcheex666 6

Friday 30 December 2011 17:50

You go through a lot if pain for your conclusions

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