Alcohol, Roommate, Fear and Public freakouts: I take the fifth

I take the fifth

By Anonymous - 19/08/2022 06:00

Today, my roommate, who is an alcoholic in denial, comes up to me and tells me she knows I told on her, and is angry at me. The facility we live at is for people in recovery. Her boyfriend is coming over to “confront me.” FML

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Sounds like a threesome is going to happen. Especially if you gals "fall off the wagon," if you know what I mean;)

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mccuish 25

Friday 19 August 2022 7:55

Should’ve minded your own business

RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 August 2022 14:37

Sounds like a threesome is going to happen. Especially if you gals "fall off the wagon," if you know what I mean;)

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