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I remember this feeling

By AdultBaby? - 04/02/2022 08:01

Today, just like the past 10 days, I have COVID. Today was also the day my body decided to betray me. I threw up and simultaneously shit myself for the first time since I was in diapers. FML

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hazzamyman 11

Friday 4 February 2022 10:54

Sorry to hear that OP. I recall experiencing a similar experience with Giardia. I hope you feel better soon OP!

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hazzamyman 11

Friday 4 February 2022 10:54

Sorry to hear that OP. I recall experiencing a similar experience with Giardia. I hope you feel better soon OP!

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