Transportation, Embarrassing, Cars and Awkward: I'm new to all this!

I'm new to all this!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2023 20:00

Today, I tried to parallel park in front of a crowd. After several failed attempts, someone shouted from a window above, "Nice 23-point turn, dumbass!" I was practicing on an empty street. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

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