Animals: I like what I like - FML

I like what I like

By Aled - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:59

By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects. Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.

kamikrazy 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:57

Now you do...

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jdawg2010 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:39

pussy

cda2090 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:24

At least you didnt walk in on her

bkingkingking 13

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:29

maybe her eggo is preggo...... maybe.

KRiddle 15

Monday 21 May 2012 2:50

Anymore.

anyav3 13

Monday 1 October 2012 22:12

New episode of "My Strange Addictions"? Lol

Awesomeaxel 24

Thursday 4 April 2013 20:18

Thats gross. Crazy how someone could WANT to do that.

judea95 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 0:10

One of my mates eats dog biscuits with soup

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:16

She should be on "My strange addiction".

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