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I am the passenger

By jreed509 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:56

I thought wasps stung not bit

tencalories 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:21

your not the first

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the_huldra 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:45

J Reed bro what up???

Mini_Pedobear 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:47

a wasp will die when the needle is out of his body

lessey 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:55

Wasps sting. Not bite. DAx

bleaker95 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:56

They sting

shameonu 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:58

Wasps don't bite... they sting.

tandem123 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:00

Ouch...

kitkat98_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:01

no one gives a **** jeez

kitkat98_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:01

no one gives a **** jeez

lulzmylife 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:02

YDI for thinking wasps bite.

helterskeltersmi 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:02

and incase you didn't notice the 100+ redundant comments, wasps do not bite:) nonetheless that sounds incredibly painful.

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