Drunk, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hungover

Hungover

By RedheadA - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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The morning after the night before

By college student - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

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The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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airborn54 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:53

Dear God I hope there was not a threesome

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:54

D: That face says it all.

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Pinkmorgan9 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:03

Party mom! :)

Beautylies365 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:14

Uck. HTF ?

captainTexas84 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:18

one word... BLARRRGH!! *splat*

larry12693 1

Friday 17 June 2011 11:30

she was busy partyin with stu alan and phil

theten_fml 9

Friday 17 June 2011 13:58

oh boy I hope the socks weren't covering her feet

izzypopcorn1 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:52

gross

blahman52 2

Friday 17 June 2011 19:33

mother daughter threesome ?

textwork 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:45

mental scars....

ExtraCrispy95 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:47

no one parties like ur mum

Purplecherry5 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:44

Hopefully she was sober when she woke up...?

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Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time. Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML

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Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML

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Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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