Love, Weird, Awkward and Netflix: How awkward can you get? - FML

How awkward can you get?

By Anonymous - 13/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML

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DLBL 20

Thursday 13 March 2025 1:49

It's Netflix. You can change to another movie, ya know.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 March 2025 19:40

Be an adult and admit you don't like the movie, then find something else. Pick something together.

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DLBL 20

Thursday 13 March 2025 1:49

It's Netflix. You can change to another movie, ya know.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 March 2025 19:40

Be an adult and admit you don't like the movie, then find something else. Pick something together.

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