Friends, Weird, Photography and Porn: Hot or not - FML

Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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Tuesday 8 August 2023 4:41

Was it a nude? Or is your bush so enormous, they could see it through your pants?

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Tuesday 8 August 2023 4:41

Was it a nude? Or is your bush so enormous, they could see it through your pants?

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