Work, Intimacy, Sex and Sextoys: Hooky

Hooky

By Anonymous - 31/05/2025 13:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML

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By Gus - 13/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I called out of work, making an elaborate claim my wife was sick, and that I HAD to stay home to take care of her, because I have never played hooky from work before. That afternoon, at a minor league hockey game as I'm buying a hotdog with my wife, my boss from behind me asked, "How's the fam?" FML

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Lost Reggie 21

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It's an incredibly kinky funeral, boss.

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If you died from embarrassment, you may be correct!

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Lost Reggie 21

Sunday 1 June 2025 15:24

It's an incredibly kinky funeral, boss.

speedy_rudolf 8

Sunday 1 June 2025 16:43

i've been commenting this repeatedly on here: when you're playing hookie, you need to stay home.

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 3 June 2025 17:58

If you died from embarrassment, you may be correct!

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