Miscellaneous: HELP! - FML

HELP!

By CandyMachine - 16/02/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

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Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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giantsofeast 2

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:59

lol you remind me of homer Simpson

schwiggidy 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:59

when it don't fit in the slot, harder! harder!

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samjogoesrawr 0

Friday 18 February 2011 5:11

so how did you write this? Ha! I win.

xGraycloud 4

Friday 18 February 2011 5:37

haha (x

nannytink1 0

Friday 18 February 2011 7:36

Dumb assssss

superwerid14 0

Friday 18 February 2011 10:48

wow all the hate on here.... why?

Decodedman 1

Friday 18 February 2011 14:06

Someone graduated with honors from the Wiley Coyote School of Problem Solving.

swomsk 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:15

lol sucks you didnt get away with it!

TripOnShoelaces 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:11

What a noob.

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Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:16

This was horrible

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Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:13

legs

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Wednesday 8 June 2011 1:02

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