Sex, Video games, Gamers and Intimacy: Heated gaming moment

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

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By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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Thursday 27 November 2014 0:22

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

Joheezy 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:18

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

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clegg7c 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 2:17

i hope it was black ops and he was playing zombies. Then we could say he was getting "zombeeg."

Muttley9 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 2:17

I mean, can you _be_ more loving and accommodating for heaven's sake???

Nymeria_fml 25

Thursday 27 November 2014 3:49

Do you happen to have a third nipple?

DylanHasClass 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 3:21

I would think it would be hard to keep a boner playing call of duty

jsrf 8

Thursday 27 November 2014 3:22

Not your fault he sucks at CoD

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 27 November 2014 3:36

Shoulda done single-player.

peanutandliz22 3

Thursday 27 November 2014 4:21

Giving head while him playing a game ? That's weird

KayyKaylyn 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 4:29

I love COD lol found this funny

bart22rich 5

Thursday 27 November 2014 4:53

This woman right here, has an excellent grasp on how to maintain a healthy relationship! ?

Jacoba9599 4

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:08

Kittyphysics 21

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:10

my ol man loves it. and he sucks for a second till he gets back in the groove. dont give up op. just make sure the mic is off ;-)

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Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Today, I found out that the girl I went on a date with, and refused to sleep with me because she, “doesn’t have sex on the first date” had no qualms about sleeping with my buddy on his first date with her. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law insisted my wife and I name our unborn son “Aladdin” She thinks the name is perfect and will “match well because it’s an Arabian name” and “Aren’t you Arabian?” I’m Egyptian. FML

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