Miscellaneous: Heartwarming

Heartwarming

By mahlee - 06/10/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML

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By K Holed - 29/01/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML

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Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell

By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 22:00

Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By RektForLyfe - 25/07/2016 03:32 - United States - Wickliffe

Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By FMAhole - 12/02/2019 12:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML

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By chrono19 - 04/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML

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By LonelySanta - 24/12/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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elliebutton 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:14

Oh well, at least you got mail.

tanman0401 4

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:20

Well what did he say?

Comments

aussie827 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:33

i want your babies

Quizno16 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 6:22

Who cares about getting mail

aeioume 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 19:54

beep

steveakafranxy 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:20

who sends a package of cookies? won't they go bad?

daddyyg 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:52

hahaha that blows

dream1_fml 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:27

Who do you give your adress two?? You might of just found your new creeper, congrats!

piwikiwi93 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 13:46

You Have Mail ( sorry but that's supposed to be in a monitoned voice)

ericprado123 0

Saturday 8 September 2012 17:35

Thug life

cartedor 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:49

Do you want to mail a piece of cookie back?

alex_gen 39

Thursday 2 October 2014 5:02

The start of a Romantic Drama?

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