Health, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Underwear: Headshot

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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FlyMeToTheMoon 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

LMFAO Hahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious, and so sick. Did you puke?

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Sunday 21 June 2009 12:05

That's really shitty.

Comments

GeometricAngle 7

Monday 22 June 2009 4:28

...the bad thing is while reading this FML, I was fixing to eat.

TNEBlover 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:51

shit happens

pleasetryagain 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:53

Would it have been better had it been someone else's crap?

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 22 June 2009 10:12

yeah be thankful it was family shit and not some stanger's shit.

WellThatSuckz 14

Monday 22 June 2009 11:00

XD Omg,this made me laugh so hard!

under_estimated 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:00

LMFAO THAT IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! why would you put your head there in the first place? Dude, that sucks so bad!

1m_b0r3d 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:09

a shudder went down my spine when I read this :o

nu_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:37

know the feeling, my grandma lives with us and has alzhimers. She couldn't find the toilet roll one day. The next day I had a bath, got out, began to dry myself only to discover my grandma had used a towel instead of toliet roll. She had diarrhea....