Poopoo peepee and Kids: Handful

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By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?

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Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That stinks.

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albow2dking007 14

Monday 13 June 2011 17:18

lol shit happens

albow2dking007 14

Monday 13 June 2011 17:18

lol shit happens

completedumbass 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:14

hahahaha u got shit on u

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:05

How did chocolate pudding get on the ground?

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