Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Facebook and Social Media: Hackerman - FML

Hackerman

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 04:59

Today, someone hacked my Facebook and is posting countless pictures of poop, saying it’s mine. I'm beyond embarrassed. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 December 2021 5:42

You need to post many pictures of your poop and take down the hacker's turds, so your friends and family know what your shit truly looks like. It's important!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 27 December 2021 15:31

Definitely gotta get their sh!t together.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 December 2021 5:42

You need to post many pictures of your poop and take down the hacker's turds, so your friends and family know what your shit truly looks like. It's important!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 27 December 2021 15:31

Definitely gotta get their sh!t together.

ishmedoe 4

Thursday 30 December 2021 14:25

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