Guess not

By Unmerry xmas - 26/12/2025 09:00

Today, at a Christmas party, I chatted up a hot girl. She acted indifferent and uninterested so I took the hint and stopped. Moments later, another guy chats her up and they seemingly hit it off. At the end of the party, I heard her brag to her friends how they exchanged numbers. I guess I’m not good enough for her. FML

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Friday 26 December 2025 15:20

No, you're not. The fact that you're on here complaining means that you didn't learn basic facts about relationships in grade school when most of us start to catch on that not everybody you're interested in is also interested in you.