Greased Lightning

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 16:07

Today, I got home from working at KFC and hopped straight into the shower. I could see that the water was being tinged yellow by the grease that had got plastered on me at work and was now coming off, so I started gagging and almost threw up. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 29 May 2019 16:10

Hang in there man.

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Gives a new meaning to the term “chickening out.”

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 29 May 2019 16:10

Hang in there man.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 May 2019 17:28

Gives a new meaning to the term “chickening out.”

Akitakat 31

Monday 3 June 2019 3:05

Actually, I doubt that you eat there knowing how nasty greasy it is. It’s the ones who do eat there, now reading this, that are saying... FML!

Hangryko 31

Sunday 4 August 2024 18:08

Ew, now I'm glad I can't eat KFC anymore. FYL.

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