Cops and Work: Gotcha moment - FML

Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:56

He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.

_Naboo_ 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:59

You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.

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michiganfan 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 21:05

ydi for having a crappy job ydi for being an idiot ydi for not paying attention in drivers ed ydi for arguing with a guy with a gun YOU DESERVED IT!

hayoudumbass 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:04

bow wo wow yippy yo yippy yay suck on his nuts

turkishjew 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:24

YDI for breaking the law and yelling at the fuzz

substantialHack 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:01

you should have offered him some pizzas instead of money

dlToTlb 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:41

Officer win!

Btagoc 2

Friday 16 December 2011 5:22

What kind of a comeback is "You have the worst job in the world"...

kickboxingchick 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:17

It's a no stopping zone for a reason. You were the one who broke the law. Be glad that's all you have to pay.

neemis_fml 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 3:09

You make people happy, he makes people mad. I think your job is better :3

annunaki_fml 11

Thursday 29 May 2014 23:47

yea but ive never heard of a pizza delivery guy dying in the line of duty so HA!

imbtrtenu 8

Wednesday 1 October 2014 7:33

Should have said, "Man I put pigs like you on pizzas."

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