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By Anonymous - 13/09/2025 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got a text from an unknown number that just said, “I’m outside.” Thinking it was a prank, I wrote back, “Cool, I’m inside. Stay there forever.” Ten minutes later, the food delivery guy left, and I never got my dinner. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 September 2025 21:43

The guy should have identified himself, like "Hey this is So and So from Such and Such and I'm outside with your order." But you could have just responded, "Who is this?"

tiptoppc 19

Friday 19 September 2025 1:20

And that guy got to eat dinner for a change that evening…

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 September 2025 21:43

The guy should have identified himself, like "Hey this is So and So from Such and Such and I'm outside with your order." But you could have just responded, "Who is this?"