Miscellaneous and Alcohol: GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 August 2021 22:17

Go back to your town, buy booze there and get shitfaced at home. It's cheaper and lonelier. Win-win!

xxlk4xx 6

Thursday 19 August 2021 15:17

a similar thing happened to me when I finally got my driver's license, they took my photo ID, gave me a temporary one that didn't have a photo on it, they even told me I could still go buy alcohol if I wanted.. I could not 🤣 the lcbo clerk looked at me like I had 3 heads when I showed her my temp ID!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 August 2021 22:17

Go back to your town, buy booze there and get shitfaced at home. It's cheaper and lonelier. Win-win!

Plop 17

Thursday 19 August 2021 2:11

Or he can go hang out with the band of edgy teens behind the convenience store. That's where all the cool kids are, at least according to 80's comedy movies.