Birthday, Facebook, Social Media and Love: Ghost town

Ghost town

By TheL1nds - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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wenwenno 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:13

I've never understood why people make a fake account.

Angel157 8

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Comments

DarkskyFML 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 3:08

Your fake persona seems much more like able to me.

xCensored 10

Friday 14 June 2013 2:41

This is why I don't even use Facebook in the first place.

JackFaire 27

Friday 29 November 2013 4:47

Some people make a "fake" account that is really them but only connects to innocuous things as some potential employers google and facebook potential employees.