Intimacy: Get the hint

Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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CorDa616 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 9:23

Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.

redwrath 16

Sunday 25 August 2013 9:24

We see he has priorities in order

Comments

iaintshityett 7

Friday 30 August 2013 18:29

He actually took a shower lol

meirginsburg18 10

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:38

love sarcasm

themacman2 1

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:09

As a man who is always trying real hard to some action out of his SO, I envy this man.

annalolwut 6

Saturday 5 October 2013 19:01

story of my life..

Reaper350 7

Sunday 13 October 2013 11:51

you did say shower. you should've made some moves on him to let him know what you really meant.

Irakli_1 27

Wednesday 26 February 2014 13:25

Well, you did ask to SHOWER together :D

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