GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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I'm deathly afraid of moths. I totally hear you!

completely understandable. I'm terrified of aliens. imagine how I felt watching Katy Perry's E.T.

Sprklss 0

That music video creeped me out :

soccerchick_1994 8

thats pretty bad if your scared of butterflies

turtle_brigade 0

YDI for being pathetic. I hate people who are unreasonably afraid of harmless things and act like dramatic p*ssies when confronted with them. you are not 4 years old. being afraid of a goddamn butterfly isn't cute. get the **** over it.

lmaoatall 6

butterflys in the sky.. I can SREAM twice as high... take a look it's in a book... reading rainbow....

lmaoatall 6

damn it, it's scream haven't had my morning coffee

Mimiroxxi 0

I'm kind of scared of butterflies myself, not because it's cute and it's harmless(if you eat it's not) but the fact the it's a bug, I hate bugs, always have. I don't know how I became fearful of bugs I use to chase people with them with my bear hands. I've seen a butterfly close up, it scared me and I thought it look FUGLY like a giant fuzzy fly. I don't see why the op deserves it, you don't choose what you fear like one of the comments said.

turtle_brigade 0

Phobias remind me of the stupid girls in high school who pretended to have ocd. for some reason, people think it's cool to have ocd, some degree of adhd, and a phobia of some kind. usually clowns. people who have an unreasonable fear of anything that hasn't tried to kill them are ******* retarded. i hate seeing girls my age who freak the **** out every time there's a *harmless* spider roaming about. the shriek and squeal and leap on to chairs and shit. grow up.

no, no; op just simply has butterflies from being in front of the class! amirite? |the kid|