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Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:07

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

IFightFoos 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:12

Idiot? That man is a genius!

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pallow_fml 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 19:23

That man is a genius!

ajkwilso 8

Monday 24 September 2012 2:54

That is..... AWESOME

cockneywormhole 16

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:16

And that, my friend, is the way to live.

nikhilambhorkar 24

Monday 11 February 2013 17:09

Is he engineer?

chocolatechiplvr 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:39

Frankly i actually think thats quite genius

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:34

I think that is also smartness

Baller_Bob 17

Monday 10 February 2014 4:32

He's not lazy, he's clever

Qwermy 16

Thursday 6 March 2014 3:27

That is officially the most engineering-y thing I have ever heard. Some serious work went into that level of laziness.

bobbabson 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 13:19

That is actually pretty smart

Dragonotaku 3

Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:54

trust him, pretty sure he's an engineer

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