Health, Cars, Accident and Painful: ****** around, found out

****** around, found out

By jbthedude - 05/08/2011 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

....they don't look that comfortable, though....

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Friday 5 August 2011 18:56

better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...

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bubblegum9000 3

Friday 5 August 2011 22:00

they saved my life once...and broke a few ribs. did i mention the concussion?

JustHello123 1

Friday 5 August 2011 22:01

Haha no really?

chuckychan 8

Friday 5 August 2011 22:04

airbags vs. airheads never works out.

Vaginabutter 15

Friday 5 August 2011 22:09

they smell like ass also

soundsprettyfake 0

Friday 5 August 2011 22:16

sounds fake

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 5 August 2011 22:46

In any case, airheads taste better.

GROUCH408 0

Friday 5 August 2011 22:51

ooo damn lol

GROUCH408 0

Friday 5 August 2011 22:51

ooo damn lol

jaff23 11

Friday 5 August 2011 23:01

Drive safe

doubleodoggy 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:46

Are you okay?

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