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Foundations

By Anonymous - 16/09/2025 20:00

Spicy

Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 17 September 2025 14:27

I hope you mean ex-girlfriend & brother?

IceTrees 15

Friday 19 September 2025 12:49

Hehe, "pipe" will never not be funny to me xD

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 17 September 2025 14:27

I hope you mean ex-girlfriend & brother?

IceTrees 15

Friday 19 September 2025 12:49

Hehe, "pipe" will never not be funny to me xD

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