School, Awkward and Education: FOCUS!

FOCUS!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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Thursday 9 February 2012 0:05

Take notes. Extra education.

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Thursday 9 February 2012 0:16

Start moaning.

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Mr25_fml 14

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:47

It's an FML if they're ugly

CataracsFan 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:47

Seating charts are the lamest things ever!

PaigeySlade 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:13

IKR??

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:02

"Psst! Oi! Did you see 'ow that bee pollinated that flower?!? Phoooarrr!"

coolstorybro6 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:04

Run away or go to da bathroom for like 2 hours

teamsleep2212 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:05

Wow that is just awful. I can't think of anything in this life that is worse than that. Nobody has it as bad as you do.

JenniferTheDark 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:06

Story of my biology class.

PaigeySlade 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:11

"hey babe, i have a test tube you can measure right here" *points to crotch* lmao i'm sorry OP

Burrito_Time 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:14

Sounds like my kind of people to me!

jamaicangirl6336 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:23

I have the same situation in physics

dashofspice 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:30

Join in on the conversation??

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