FML's Showdown #13 By Louis - 14/06/2017 21:30 Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny. I agree, your life sucks 623 You deserved it 187 Share Tweet Share
Today, while I was stuck in traffic, I got a nasty call from my boss, demanding to know why I hadn't set up a demo site for a client. I'd never gotten the request, and even if I had, I couldn't do it because I was in traffic. The exchange humiliated him on a conference call with the client, so he wrote me up out of spite. FML I agree, your life sucks 552 You deserved it 112
Today, while wearing my Navy Dress White Uniform, I decided to stop and help this attractive girl who was not feeling well. Without warning, she blew chunks all over my "Whites". I have a uniform inspection later this afternoon. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 607 You deserved it 5 070
Today, my daughter called 911. Why? Because she couldn't get the images to show up on her phone. She's 12. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 631 You deserved it 524
Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 813 You deserved it 60 674
Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 332 You deserved it 3 974
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 101 You deserved it 7 306
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